Fear of Identity Theft

I understand people don't want to have their identity stolen, but sometimes they can take a breather. I received a credit card the other day at the ticket booth and when I turned it over, it said "check my fucking ID".

Wow, really? Most people write "See ID" or if they want to be clever, "C.I.D." (get it?)

You're using your credit card at a place designed for families buddy, so just take it easy. Nobody's going to try and steal your credit card as long as you keep that angry looking scowl on your face.