Thursday Night Drinking is a Young Man's Game

I went out as a wingman last night for my friend Jay. We went to a couple of different places, had some beers and nachos, and I talked him up to an assortment of girls. There were two girls at the second place that we played a game called "say random names and maybe they'll respond to one of them." Jay and I yelled out random girls names in their general direction for about 30 minutes and it didn't work. When he got up, I waved them over and told them that we had a $500 bet on their names. Seemed to be a good conversation started - Jay talked with the cute one for a while and I chatted with the friend. I was sure to mention that he had a size 13 shoe. It was fun for a while, but we both felt instantly super old when we learned our waitress was only 20. Plus had to work early today and we don't have the recovery we once did.

David After the Dentist: Responses

By now you have probably seen this video. It's at nearly 9 million views on youtube. Of course, immitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so here are some of the responses to David's video that have been popping up online lately.







Good luck living a normal life kid.